there ought to be a an “Overheard in Las Vegas” site too

Overheard in Las Vegas:

1. man sitting at a slot machine at Caesar’s Palace: “I gotta get my lawn mower back out of hock”

2. man to friend passing by a ferrari and lamborghini outside the Venetian: “there’s valet, and then there’s valet”

3. poolside white man to his wife: “god made shadows for crackers like us”