Pumpkin Porn

November 9, 2011

Courtney and I stepped outside for a moment to enjoy one of the last warm nights of the year, and stood looking down at the pumpkins we had painted instead of carved for Halloween this year. Which is your favorite? she said. I was quiet a long time considering it. You don’t have to be nice, she said. I wasn’t going to be, I said, I was just having a hard time deciding. Then I pointed to one of mine. I really like this one, and another, and this one, and another, and this one... She laughed.

I like the way yours look, I said, but I just want to touch mine. She was quiet. I elaborated: I’m quite fond of yours, and I pointed at one with beautiful dots, but this one, indicating a small one of mine with green and blue swirls, I kinda want to sleep with this one.

Pumpkin porn, she said. Exactly, I said.

Despite getting a ton of visits to my vegetable porn post from people who  – I’m guessing! – were looking for something a bit less wholesome than an affectionate close-up of a gorgeous watermelon rind, it is only appropriate to refer to the whole-body experience these pumpkins produced in me when naming this post. For all you visitors looking to see the hardcore stuff, you will be far happier here.

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1 Jennifer November 17, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Beautiful pumpkins! Yes, I bet the title of this post did get you some rather odd web traffic. (And no that is NOT how I found it but rather I was checking out your blog because you followed me on twitter….REALLY!! LOL) Just wanted to say thanks for the laugh today and nice blog!

2 Sara December 8, 2011 at 3:12 pm

That drippy purple beauty would be welcome on my porch anytime.

3 Talya February 15, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Love these pumpkins! Will copy you October 2012…

steve warrington 4 steve February 15, 2012 at 9:04 pm

Thanks Grace! I can’t wait to see yours. :)

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