overheard in a delivery truck during the holidays Written by steve warrington on November 30, 2009. Posted in not worth publishing, oh life, quotes. “If you’re going to drive like shit, you may as well drive like shit.” Truer words I never heard spoke. more like this one:: there ought to be a an “Overheard in Las Vegas” site too Overheard in Las Vegas: 1. man sitting at a slot machine at Caesar’s Palace: “I gotta get my lawn mower back out of hock” 2. man to... delivery, driving, holidays Previous Next