From the category archives:

stupid internet

bad gossip LOLz

October 30, 2011

Jack surprised us all when he showed us this video he made using animation software from the web. It had us all L-ing OL at the understated yuks. I with I could make videos that funny.

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this about sums up my curmudgeonly attitude toward the internet

October 31, 2010

In closing, I would like to say that the Internet has become a veritable buzzing, stinging hornet’s nest of pings and pongs and klings and klangs, so please do not e-mail, text-message, instant-message, direct-message, Facebook-message (if you’re still on MySpace or Friendster, that’s just plain creepy), Facebook-chat, iChat, tweet, retweet (don’t even mention Twitter mentions), [...]

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grrrrr pr

June 5, 2010

who do I have to bl/know to get more than a PR1 up in this mug?

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chill, winston…

January 30, 2010

avid, lascivious, fervent, passionate readers, I implore you to hold still, with bated pulse, for a few moments, and await coolly the return of the full functionality of this Intermeme webnode, while I toil day and night to smooth out what is known in industry parlance as a “quirky dns issue.”

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