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oh life

die antwoord – zef side

July 10, 2010

I think the whole Internet memed the F$@! out of this like all 2009 and $*#t, but I just got hepped to it, and can’t resist passing it on to all you other squares out there.

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why owning a red camaro is so worth it

July 3, 2010

The cost of developing and carrying the weapon, Dr. Emlen inferred, was outweighed by the greater access to females gained by owning some prized possession like a food source or tunnel where females could lay eggs. – nytimes

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when life gives you oil spills… make molotovs!

June 10, 2010
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good times

June 9, 2010

Abagail : Hello Steve . How are you doing today? Abagail : As per the records with me you are referring to a HP Deskjet 6980 Printer, with MAC OS installed as an operating system on the computer. Am I correct? steve warrington : hi good, but my printer’s blowing my mind. Abagail : Please [...]

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pay-per-view

May 16, 2010

More flagrant than ever before, the garden this spring has been one raucous and debauched carnival of lawless bacchanalian flower sex. Someone asked me how the yard was doing a couple of weeks ago, and the only adjective I could think of to describe it was pay-per-view. That the bees are back doesn’t hurt: there [...]

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jumping on the visual bandwagon

May 9, 2010

I’ve spent a lot of free time this week looking at page after page of a few new (to me) sites devoted solely to images (ffffound and dethjunkie and yimmys yayo) and while I’ve got my complaints (yawn, steve, when do you not?), I have been so inspired that I started to wonder late last [...]

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hey… you got chocolate on my peanut butter!

April 19, 2010

Thirty years later, this hook is still caught in my brain.

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why modernism ( & its criticism) pretty much makes me want to barf

February 26, 2010

I’ve been slogging through back issues of the New Yorker while on the treadmill lately, and couldn’t help feeling the chunks rise in my throat when I read this quote from Peter Schjeldahl about Gabriel Orozco: “I vividly remember being outraged in the proverbial manner of a philistine exposed to modern art when, for his [...]

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questions to ponder

January 28, 2010

in the shower: why is that I every time wash my fundament just before I wash my face?

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welcome to weapon world

January 1, 2010

How strange is it that in our country we are constitutionally entitled to carry around devices whose sole purpose is to tear holes in bodies to destroy vital organs or spill enough blood out to kill? They are designed and manufactured to kill other human beings and we carry them around in our pockets with [...]

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