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Breaking Radio Silence

December 31, 2009

I don’t have anything to say. I am only awaiting orders for my next assignment, which I know will be a dangerous one. I have sympathy everything: my brain is not working and I haven’t had an original thought in months — I am not productive I am strictly gestative; I had lower back pain [...]

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the sun looking at me all cockeyed

December 15, 2009

several times already this year I have been gently arrested by the realization that all this cold, this snow, this bitter wind, and lack of leaves and flowers, all of this is thanks to a little teeny tilt of the earth on its axis. But it’s not the distance from the sun that has us [...]

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overheard in a delivery truck during the holidays

November 30, 2009

“If you’re going to drive like shit, you may as well drive like shit.” Truer words I never heard spoke.

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The Stephen Warrington™ Method of Name Retention

November 12, 2009

Here’s one they don’t teach in Dale Carnegie. I am not just horrible with names, I am abyssmal. Consider, if you will, the following actual encounter (note: this is not the actual encounter. this is a dramatic re-creation): Mise-en-scène: I miss the first and arrive for the second weekly meeting of the birth class. After [...]

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Auto-Horn-Tooting Put to Auto-Challenge

November 10, 2009

If I were in tenth grade and my English teacher said we were all under too much pressure and so instead of doing work today we were going to sit in a circle and talk about our feelings and she started off with an exercise where we had to complete the sentence “if you knew [...]

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madbombers

November 10, 2009
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housed neatly somewheres on the decadence spectrum

November 6, 2009

Oh what a meal. 1st course: calf’s brains 2nd course: sweetbread now we shall repair to our Jaquish island manor.

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stephen warrington model

October 31, 2009

Many of you do not know that I double (treble even) as a model. that’s right I don’t rock this six-pack just for my health, friends. I put this bad boy to work! If you’d like to see many poses of me in my superman briefs and other sexy accoutrement, you need only visit this [...]

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We’re Only In It For the Ladies

October 17, 2009

It’s pretty clear after the last week that among all of the couples I know,which admittedly is a godawfully small sample,  we’re really all only in it, men and women alike, for the women. Not to say that we men are total crap, but I think the consensus among us guys would be Yeah, we’re [...]

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captain conundrum

October 17, 2009

It occurred to me today that I’m in a bit of a social bind.  On the one hand, I tend to seek out people like myself. On the other, people like myself tend not to like people. It’s going to be a long winter.

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