From the category archives:

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thanks Susan G Komen, for ruining pink for the rest of us

November 8, 2011

I don’t mind that liking the color pink makes strangers wonder if I’m gay, or if I support breast cancer, but I am proud of the fact that my ability to compartmentalize politics and aesthetics leaves me free to love the color in a vacuum, devoid of the BS the rest of the world brings [...]

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awfully, awfully similar

April 9, 2011

uncanny, isn’t it?

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thursday I will become a farmer

October 13, 2010

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to make an oversimple distinction

October 13, 2010

we spend our lives trying to keep bad things from happening to girls, while we meanwhile try to keep boys from doing bad things. double knock on wood plus reversies.

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good times

June 9, 2010

Abagail : Hello Steve . How are you doing today? Abagail : As per the records with me you are referring to a HP Deskjet 6980 Printer, with MAC OS installed as an operating system on the computer. Am I correct? steve warrington : hi good, but my printer’s blowing my mind. Abagail : Please [...]

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grrrrr pr

June 5, 2010

who do I have to bl/know to get more than a PR1 up in this mug?

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everything is going to be a-ok

April 15, 2010

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Nine Out of Ten Banana Analysts Agree

April 12, 2010

Musa ‘Ice Cream’ and Musa ‘Brazilian’ are the top two best-tasting banana plants on the banana analysts’ top five best-tasting banana plants list. Speaking of ‘naners, I am so finsta hop the recent ravenolocavoracious mania and lassoo it to the ever-so-avante carbon-zero steamy hot wet planetism to make the first ever carbon-neutral neighborhhood greenhouse grocer [...]

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I heart slayer

February 23, 2010

I think I can say with a reasonable degree of confidence that I am the only member elected to the vestry of my church that owns an I heart Slayer t-shirt. I may be wrong. You may be crazy.

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