From the category archives:

confessions

how to dry a dead snake

September 3, 2010

I found a little serpent in the driveway of the farm last time we went out to walk the paths. The Catholic lawyers ran him over, and he was good and dead by the time I discovered his carcass lying still in the dirt. No more than nine inches total, just a baby probably, a [...]

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Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Every Dead Thing

November 18, 2009

the third-world skull I want for my cabinet of curiosities

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stephen warrington model

October 31, 2009

Many of you do not know that I double (treble even) as a model. that’s right I don’t rock this six-pack just for my health, friends. I put this bad boy to work! If you’d like to see many poses of me in my superman briefs and other sexy accoutrement, you need only visit this [...]

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