From the monthly archives:

November 2009

overheard in a delivery truck during the holidays

November 30, 2009

“If you’re going to drive like shit, you may as well drive like shit.” Truer words I never heard spoke.

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there was a little boy who swallowed a dog

November 29, 2009

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twenty-four seconds of hilarity

November 29, 2009

Flight Control: Flight 209 you’re clear for takeoff. Clarence Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? FC: LA departure frequency 123.9. Clarence Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Clarence Oveur: What? FC: Flight 209 clear for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Clarence Oveur: Roger, Roger, what’s our vector, victor? FC: [...]

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what do i do if a ginger kid bites me

November 27, 2009

One thing I like to do every day is check google trends to see what people are searching for. And every so often there’s a good phrase in there, right below simon malls and right above eme627 laptop that stops me in my tracks. On Thanksgiving day 2009 at 9pm EST the thirty-first most popular [...]

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boundless wants

November 19, 2009

continuing in the vein of posting images of pretty things I want, stuff your eyeballs full of these babies: iwoodecodesign makes some badaxe sunglasses outta woot! They may set you back a pinch, but being all photosensitive like I am I think my doctor might deem them absolutely necessary! But here’s the rub: unless you [...]

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